i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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