OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
He's a Shit stain on my heart
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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