yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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