chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
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