"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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