I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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