I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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