I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
He has the fingertips of a God
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