Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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