Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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