Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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