Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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