oh god the rape fog is back!
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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