You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
it's like heaven, but drunker
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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