is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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