Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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