SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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