It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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