If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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