Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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