The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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