I swear she didn't look like that last week.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
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