I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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