Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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