We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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