everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
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