we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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