We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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