The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
Randomize
