I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
Randomize
