I wanna passion pit in your ass
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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