Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
we made out on top of his cat.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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