: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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