I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Dicks are not precious.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Randomize
