waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Randomize
