on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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