And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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