my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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