I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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