Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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