You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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