I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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