Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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