Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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