You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I smell stomach acid.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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