So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
