How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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