Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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