Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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