we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
