Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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