Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
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