he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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