some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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